Ian's Saying

As articulated at the Greenbank RSL men's shed

  1. We will give it two test tickles
  2. illegal is a sick bird, ill eagle
  3. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
  4. Did you know that England doesn’t have a kidney bank but they do have a Liverpool.
  5. What do you call the wife of a hippie? Mississippi
  6. What was Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1
  7. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  8. A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer
  9. I wanted to take pictures of the fog this morning but qI mist my chance. I guess I could dew it tomorrow